I have masturbated right after sex, when the sex is shit! The guy’s down there like where in the world is Carmen Sandiego, she’s staring at you right in the face you fuck!
You are the CEO of your body and your crotch. So put his hands and his head wherever you want.
When girls say ‘I LOVE WORKING OUT, it’s like a high for me” I’m just like ‘You’ve never been high before, have you?’